Day 6: Comedy
When you watch a movie, sometimes
(alright, a lot of the time) you know what’s going to happen. Depending on the genre, you’ll know if a
couple gets together at the end, if someone’s going to die, etc. This is because of the strict format that movies
follow. The screenplay has the movie
divided into specific sections. When a
movie follow this format, but still is inventive and original, it is
spectacular. “Elf” is one of those
movies.
“Elf” appeals to all ages and is
hilarious to everyone. It is the
realistic portrayal of a man that finds out he is adopted and goes on a journey
to find his birth father. Only the man
was raised as an elf, has never left the North Pole, and now experiences New
York from an innocent, sugar-loaded viewpoint.
What makes “Elf” so great is that
it places Buddy the Elf in unique situations.
We find out what he can excel at and what troubles him. If the Christmas theme was gone, it would
still be a heartwarming story.
And of course, we have two
excellent actors from the “The [Insert Name Here] Show” generation. Bob Newhart from “The Bob Newhart Show” and
Ed Asner from “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” (both shows are fantastic, by the
way. I am a fan of the “The ___ Show”
shows).
If you haven’t seen “Elf” yet,
you need to. It is a new Christmas
classic, year-round.
1.
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food
groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
2.
Buddy: What
about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
3.
Buddy: [out of breath from chasing
Michael] Wow, you're fast.
I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big?
So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How
was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any
friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...
4.
Gimbel Manager:
Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite
5.
Buddy: Francisco!
That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
6.
Nun: But the
children love the books!
7.
Buddy: You
sit on a throne of lies!
8.
Buddy: Actually,
I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.
Buddy: Cool.
Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.
Buddy: Cool.
9.
Emily: You
like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!
10. Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the
Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I
walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
11. [reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"]
Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
12. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer
is singing loud for all to hear.
13. Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
14. Buddy: [reading the note he left on the etch-a-sketch] "I'm sorry I
ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."
15. Emily: So, Buddy, how'd you sleep?
Buddy: Great! I got a full 40 minutes!
Buddy: Great! I got a full 40 minutes!
What's your favorite "Elf" quote?
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